Either The Cat or Husband Goes

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Free To Good Home - Either the cat or husband goes

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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12-Nov-2019