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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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