Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
Never try to baptize a cat.
Kids & Language Sections
Words Of Wisdom
Super Size Mosquito
Perfectly In Tune With Nature
Beach Trick - Head's Up
Turbo Charged Computer
Redneck Neighborhood Watch
Time To Hang Up The Thong
Our Grate Lord
Vertical Roller Coaster Ride
Portuguese Airport Runway
Nintendo Wedding Cake
Going Nowhere Mall
Montreal Canadian Fan
Canadian Man Cave