Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
Never try to baptize a cat.
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