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Words of Wisdom From Children
Advice from young ones

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.

Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.

Never try to baptize a cat.


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11-Dec-2017