Choice Airlines
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A Muslim was seated next to an
Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a
rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied
in disgust, “I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor
touch my lips.”
The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too. I didn't
know we had a choice!”