You’ll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be
sure it’s the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric
mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat
again. Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the
fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to
350 degrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check
the whisky again and go to bed.
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