Circle Flies
An old farmer
was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.
“You were speeding,” the cop said.
“I'm going
to have to give you a ticket.”
“Yep,” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
“These flies sure are terrible,” the trooper complained.
“Yep,” the farmer
said. "Them are circle flies.”
“What's a
circle fly?”
“Them flies that circle a horse's tail,” answered the farmer.
“Them are
circle flies.”
“You wouldn't be calling me a horse's rear, would you?” the trooper angrily
asked.
“Nope, I didn't,” the farmer replied.
“But you
just can't fool them flies.”