Close Up Mystery
A man takes
his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the
usher,
“This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better
seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers,
“The wife
did it.”