Doctor Joe-ks
A man walks
into a doctor's office and says, "I've got a strawberry stuck up my butt.
And the doctor says, "I've got some cream for that."
What are the 3 rules of chiropractics?
Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation!
A man in post op comes to after a serious amputation of his leg. The doctor comes to him
and says, "I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?"
The man says, "Give me the bad news first."
The doctor says, "I am terribly sorry. We amputated the wrong leg!"
The man says, "OH MY GOSH!!! What could be good news after that?"
The doctor says, "The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes!"