Blonde in Doctor's Office
A woman walks
into the doctors office and says,
“Doctor I hurt all over.”
The doctor says,
“That's
impossible.”
“No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts.”
“When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts.”
“When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts.”
“When I touch my chest, ouch!, it really hurts,” she replies.
The doctor just shakes his head and says,
“You're a
natural blonde aren't you?”
The woman smiles and says,
“Why yes I
am. How did you know?”
The doctor replies,
“Because
your finger is broken.”