Don't Miss This Exam
A high school
teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
“Now class, I won't tolerate any
excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or a death in your immediate family, but that's it - no other excuses
whatsoever!”
A smart ass jock in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,
“What would you
say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says,
“Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.”