Electric Dress Code
A guy goes
into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer
who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just
doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties
these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the
ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes
and then says,
“Well, okay, I guess you can come in -
just don't start anything.”