Elevator Fragrance
An old
Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A
young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator smelling like expensive perfume, turns to
the old Italian woman and says arrogantly,
“Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an
ounce!”
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly
turns to the old Italian woman and says,
“Chanel No.
5, $150 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about
to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she
bends over, and farts.
“Broccoli -
49 cents a pound.”