Enemies In The West
A knight and
his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.
“How are we faring?” asks the king.
“Sire,” replies the knight,
“I have been
robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies
in the west.”
“What!” shrieks the king.
“I don't
have any enemies to the west!”
“Oh, no...” says the
knight. "Well, you do now.”