Eskimo Kayakers

Drowning after kayak catches fire

Two Eskimos were paddling in their kayak along the Alaskan coastline. They were out there for a long time and they started to get cold.

During one of their breaks they lit a fire to warm up, but tragically their kayak caught fire and they drowned.

Moral of the story: you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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