Expensive Cosmetics
A woman had
just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her look years
younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the
“miracle” products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and
said,
“Hon,
honestly now, what age would you say I am?”
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said,
“Well, hon, judging from your
skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five.”
“Oh, you're
so sweet!”
“Well, hang
on, I'm not done adding it up yet.”