Flatulence Problem
An old lady
goes to the doctor and says,
“I have this really bad flatulence problem, but they
don't stink and don't make a sound.”
The doctor says
“O.K., take
two of these pills every day for two weeks and come back.”
A week later the lady comes back really mad and says,
“Now, not
only do I fart a lot, but they stink really bad!”
The doctor then said,
“Now that we
have your sinuses cleared, let's work on your hearing!”