Floral Apology
A man stopped
at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the
finishing touches on his bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly
requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just
ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please have those
roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you forget your wedding
anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's
hard drive."