While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “Ain’t been any for years!” Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, “How’d you get rid of the gators?” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ’em.” see also   Alligator  &  Stress  Sections 3 Frogs African Meal on Wheels Alligator Molesting Alligator Path Animal Life Spans Biking in Florida Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters Gator Baiter Real Crocodile Leather Redneck Manicure Reptile Ride 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Homeland Security Bill Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride Morning Inspiration Fatal Text Message Swiss Nail Art

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