Ginger
A woman goes
to her boyfriend's parents house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and
she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table heard the toot.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet, and said in a rather stern voice,
“Ginger!”
The woman thought,
“this is
great!” and a big
smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later she was beginning to feel
the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
“dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought,
“yes!”
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't
even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle
blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
“Dammit
Ginger, get away from that woman before she craps on you!”