Going To Havaii
couple were getting on a flight to Hawaii for their honeymoon.
Havaii,” said the husband.
“No, it's Hawaii,” the wife insisted.
They argued about it during the entire flight, right up until they got off the plane in Oahu. The husband approached a man at the gate and asked, “Can you settle an argument for us? Is this Hawaii or Havaii?”
“This is Havaii,” the man replied.
“Aha!” said the husband to his wife. “See? Didn't I tell you I'm always right?”
He turned back to the man, shook his hand and said, “Thank you.”