Going To Havaii
A newleywed
couple were getting on a flight to Hawaii for their honeymoon.
“It's pronounced
Havaii,” said the husband.
“No, it's Hawaii,” the wife insisted.
They argued about it during the entire flight, right up until they got off the plane in
Oahu. The husband approached a man at the gate and asked,
“Can you settle an argument
for us? Is this Hawaii or Havaii?”
“This is Havaii,” the man replied.
“Aha!” said the husband to his wife.
“See? Didn't
I tell you I'm always right?”
He turned back to the man, shook his hand and said,
“Thank you.”
“You're velcome.”