Golf Language
One day a man
named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball
into a sand trap "Damn, I missed." says Bob. The Pope says, "you shouldn't
say that - it is bad.
Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. "Damn, I
missed" says Bob again. The Pope says, "Don't say that. Next time you do, God
will strike you down with a lightning bolt."
Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole.
"Damn, I missed" says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds
start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing
the Pope.
God's voice echoes, "D-a-r-n, I missed."