The Grill Of My Dreams!
Glenn and his
wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says,
“Your butt
is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that
he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over
to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
“Yes, I was
right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!”
The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
“What's wrong?” he asks. She answers,
“Do you
really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”