Gynecologist Visit
A middle-aged
woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the
doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange, doctor..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I
heard a plink-plink in the toilet; when I looked down, the water was full of
pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh."
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were
quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored, "I'm
scared! out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing
to be scared about. . ."
(Ready for this?)
(I'm warning you.....)
Still not too late.....to push that delete key)
Doctor says........and calmly............
"You're simply going through the change."