He Won't Jump
One day a
blonde and a brunette were watching the 6:00 evening news. On the news was a boy at the
top of a building getting ready to jump. The blonde says out loud,
“I don't think he
will jump.”
The brunette responds by saying
“I'll bet
you $5 he will jump.”
“Well I bet you $50 he won't jump,” the blonde retorts.
“You're on!” says the brunette.
After some time the boy finally jumps. The blonde pays up. As the brunette is walking out
the door she turns around and says,
“I can't
take this money from you. I saw the whole thing on the 5:00 evening news.”
The blonde says,
“So did I,
but I didn't think he would do it again.”