Heaven's Gates
Bill Gates
went up to heaven and was met by St. Peter. Seeing how he was so important, St. Peter gave
him the option to go to Heaven or to Hell. Bill Gates said, "What are they
like?"
St. Peter shows him Heaven, which is very nice with green fields and luxurious houses.
Only you can't drink. Bill Gates asks to see Hell so St. Peter shows him and it is exactly
the same except that you can drink. So Bill Gates says, "I'll go to Hell then."
About a month later St. Peter returns to see how he is getting on and Bill Gates is
working in the furnaces sweating and wishing he could drink anything let alone alcohol. He
says to St. Peter, "Hell is nothing like what you showed me!"
St. Peter replies, "Well, that was only the demo version."