What Are You Here For?
Two little
kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating
room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The
second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was
four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice
cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid answers,
"A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done just after I was born. I couldn't
walk for a year!"