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Celebrating her fortieth birthday

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”

She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.”

“My goodness,” he says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”



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20-Apr-2019