High Octane Hooch
Bud and Jim
were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the
airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said,
"Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've
heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour
themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels
GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim
says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How
about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud
says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this
more often.
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you
farted yet?" "No....." "Well don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"