Honest Lawyer
A woman and
her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way
through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked,
“Mommy, do they ever
bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother,
“Why would
you think that?”
“The
tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
”