Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing.  Christopher Walken North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom.  Michael Adams Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons.  Bill Carter Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin see also College, Illusion & Puzzle Sections 
