There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost The equation of religion with belief is rather recent.  Arnold J. Toynbee Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.  Spencer Tracy Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons.  Bill Carter Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.  Joe Scarborough I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.  John W. Thompson If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.  Bill Vaughan Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also College, Illusion & Puzzle Sections 
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