Horse Gas
One day
Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take
him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. Now the carriage was being pulled by six
Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a twenty one gun
salute it was so loud. The smell permeated the inside of the carriage and the Queen was
totally devastated.
"I apologize profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage", she said.
"Oh, that's alright", said the Prime Minister, "for a minute there I
thought it was the horse."