First Time House Builder
Some men in a
pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said,
"We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said,
"Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while,
the customer returned to the office and said,
"A long time. We're gonna build a house."