How To Get Votes
Two opposing
politicians were sharing a rare moment together. The Liberal politician said, "I
never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give
the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Liberal.'"
His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't
give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Liberal.'"