Helpful Hints for the Inexperienced Traveler
* Be very
suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free
Ammo"
* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience
in jungle warfare.
* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars.
* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military uniforms.
* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar
to their grandmother in Miami.