Late Advice
A woman was
complaining to a neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter what she did
to try to break him of the habit.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did."
"What did you do?", asked the woman.
The neighbour said, "One time my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed, I called out, 'Is that you, Jim?' And that cured him."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "But how?"
The neighbour replied, "You see, my husband's name is Bill."