Liver And Cheese Dogs
Two handsome
male dogs are walking down the street with a homely male dog. Suddenly they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same
time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for
just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
"liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence
can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and
cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden
Retriever and said "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my,"
said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's
sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about
you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell
Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and
says ……..
(READY?)
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."