Lotto Blonde
A blond woman
finds herself in dire straits. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial
trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to
pray...
“God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm
going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.” Lotto night comes and
somebody else wins it.
She again prays,
“God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house
and I'm going to lose my car as well.” Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays...
“God, what's
going on here? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are
starving. I don't often ask you for help... PLEASE just let me win the lotto
this one time so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and she is confronted by
the voice of God Himself:
“At least
meet me halfway on this - buy a ticket!”