Lotto Blonde

Praying for financial deliverance


A blonde woman finds herself in dire straits. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial trouble. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.” Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

She again prays, “God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.” Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... “God, what’s going on here? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help... PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and she is confronted by the voice of God Himself: “At least meet me halfway on this - buy a ticket!”

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20-Feb-2018