Medical Terminology
Benign . . .
. . . . . . . . What you be, after you be eight
Artery . . . . . . . . . . . The study of paintings
Bacteria . . . . . . . . . . Back door to cafeteria
Barium . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when patients die
Caesarian Section. . . A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan. . . . . . . . . . . Searching for Kitty
Cauterize. . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
Colic. . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
Coma . . . . . . . . . . . . A punctuation mark
D&C. . . . . . . . . . . . . Where Washington is
Dilate . . . . . . . . . . . To live long
Enema. . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
Fester . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker than someone else
Fibula . . . . . . . . . . . A small lie
Genital. . . . . . . . . . . Non-Jewish person
GI Series. . . . . . . . . World Series of military baseball
Hangnail . . . . . . . . . What you hang your coat on
Impotent . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff. . . . . .. A Doctor's cane
Morbid . . . . . . . . . . . A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than day rates
Node . . . . . . . . . . . . I knew it
Outpatient . . . . . . . . A person who has fainted
Pap Smear. . . . . . . . A fatherhood test
Pelvis . . . . . . . . . . . . Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative . . . . . . . A letter carrier
Recovery Room. . . . . . Place to do upholstery
Rectum . . . . . . . . . . . Damn near killed him
Secretion. . . . . . . . . . Hiding something
Seizure. . . . . . . . . . . Famous Roman Emperor
Tablet . . . . . . . . . . . A small table
Terminal Illness . . . . . . Getting sick at the bus station
Tumor. . . . . . . . . . . . More than one
Urine. . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out
Varicose . . . . . . . . . . Nearby/close