Milking Dilemma
Milking a cow can be stress-full

“I haven’t sold one tractor all month,” a tractor salesman tells his friend.

“That’s nothing compared to my problem,” his buddy replies.

“I was milking my cow when it’s tail whips around and hits me in the forehead, so I grabbed some string and tied it’s tail up to the rafters. Then I go back to milk it and it kicks me in the head with it’s right hind leg, so I grab some rope and tie it’s one leg up to the rafters. I go back to try and milk it again when it kicks me in the head with it’s left hind leg, so I tie it’s other leg up to the rafters.

Then my wife comes walking in and I’ll tell ya, if you can convince her that I was trying to milk that cow, I’ll buy a tractor off ya.”



see also   Cow   Section
Bear vs. Cows
Canadian Cow: Whole Stein
Cow Shower
Holstein or Holestein?
How To Identify If Your Cow has Mad Cow Disease
Milk Cow Levels
Milk Makes You Stronger
Milking Time for Little Johnny
Straight From The Cow
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21-Mar-2019