Mint Experiences
[The scene
takes place at the Canadian Mint where all the used currency is returned.
The different denominations are comparing their experiences out in the market place...]
The
$100 bill boasted that he got to go on vacations and to Hockey games.
The $20 bill replied
that he got to go to movies and restaurants.
They then noticed that the $1 bill had remained quiet.
After much
prying the $1 bill said,
“all I ever
got to do is go to Church.”