The Missionary Couple
A missionary
couple was captured by some decidedly unfriendly natives, tied together with a long piece
of leather and left dangling over a large cliff. That evening, the natives danced and
chanted around the campfire and as each member passed the leather strap holding the
unfortunate missionaries, he gave it a whack with a stick, causing it to weaken a bit
more.
As the chanting grew louder and louder, the husband looked at his wife
romantically and said,
“Listen
darling. They're fraying our thong!”