Mole Food
Once upon a
time, there was a family of moles - a momma mole, a poppa mole, and a rather dim baby mole
named Ed.
They woke up one morning, tired and hungry. There was a pleasant, yet unidentifiable smell
in the air. They all had different ideas of what it might be.
“I think I smell pancakes!” said the momma mole.
“Nonsense!” said the poppa mole.
“It's clearly waffles.”
The two
fought until they decided that they would let little Ed decide: pancakes of waffles. But,
Ed couldn't smell, because his short little self was stuck behind his parents.
“Well, if
you'd let me up, I probably could tell you. But right now, all I can smell is
molasses.”