Mugger's Choice
John was
walking down a dark alley when suddenly a mugger jumped at him. "Your money or your
life," the mugger barked.
"You mean I have a choice?" John asked. "Here take this...." He
pulled out his wallet and gave it to the mugger.
"And this...usually this is secret money". He removed his cap and flipped it
around and there! Some more money! "Wait! Here is my card. Feel free to contact me
whenever you have a cash crunch!"
The mugger left confused and dazed.
"Such a nice fellow!" sobbed John. "He gave me a choice. At home I have no
choice.... my wife takes them both!"