New York Hospitality
A guy got a
flat tire in NYC. He pulled over to the curb, got out of his car, went to his trunk and
proceeded to take out his spare. Meanwhile another guy comes up to the car and opens the
hood.
The owner, wondering what in the world was going on, walks around to the front of his car
and asks the guy,
“What do you think you are doing?”
The guy responds,
“Well, if
you're taking the spare I'm taking the battery!”