Ignoring the source of the problem
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him.
“And how do you find the English students, Donald?” she asked.
“Mother,” he replied, “they’re such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won’t stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night.”
“Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?”
“Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes.”
Keep calm and bagpipe on. - Unknown
Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. - Scottish Proverb
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both. - Jack Finney
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Music & Stress Sections
Musician Joe-ks (In Score Order)
Shutting Down The Neighbour’s Loud Music
That’s Not A Bagpipe!
What's In Easter?
Texas Easter Bunny
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Egg Hunt
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Egg Hatch Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Spring Sock Clearance
Easter Identity Theft