Not Bad, Eh!
President
George W. Bush called Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried,
"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Geroge, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp
you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000
condoms A.S.A.P. to tide us over?"
"Certainement! I will get on hit right haway" said Jean.
"Oh, and one more small favour please?" said President Bush.
"Oui?"
"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10" long and 4" in
diameter?" asked Bush.
"No, prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretien hung up and
call the President of Trojan.
"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen' dem to
Hamerica."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc'n rouge in colour, at least 10
hinches long and 4 hinches in dia'meter." said the Prime Minister.
"That's easily done. Anything else?" said the Trojan President.
"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size:
MEDIUM."