Nun Of That
Three nuns
were talking one sunny day in July. The first nun said,
“I was cleaning in Father's
room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of
course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said,
“Well, I can
top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of
condoms!”
“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.
“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.
The third nun fainted.