Office Holiday Memo
Christmas conduct during the Holiday Season

To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged;
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill);
3. Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug”;
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house;
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25;
6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.


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20-Jun-2019