Old Lady Age Expert
In a nursing
home, an Old Lady said to an Old Man,
“Drop your pants and I will tell how old you
are.”
The man said,
“Really?”
The Lady told him that it was true, so he dropped his pants. The lady studied him
carefully, then said,
“Hmmm...
you're 85 years old.”
The man, in a state of total shock said,
“Wow. How
did you know?”
The woman replied,
“You told me
yesterday.”