Olympic Hopefuls
An English
man, a Scots man and an Irish man were trying to get into see the Olympics without
tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they
would be able to attend without paying.
The English man walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground and picked it
up. He walked to the entrance and said,
“Peter. England. Pole Throwing.”
The
guards let him in without hesitation.
The other two see this and are amazed. The Scots man sees a manhole. He picks up the
cover, carries it under his arm to the entrance and says,
“McGregor. Scotland. Discus
Throwing.”
The guards let him in also.
The Irish man is very frantic, since both his friends are now inside. He walks around the
stadium and finds a roll of barbed wire. He picks it up, walks to the entrance and says,
“Murphy.
Ireland. Fencing.”